About Us

Hi, we're Pretty Meanie.

We make wearable relationship humor for the girlfriend who's sweet, loyal, dramatic, and always right. The one who's mean to everyone but him. The one whose boyfriend lives in a constant state of "wait, am I in trouble?"

If you've ever been called a menace as a compliment, you're in the right place.

We started in 2025 because somewhere between the soft girl aesthetic and the savage group chat caption, there was a gap. So we filled it. Baby tees, oversized fits, hoodies, totes. All saying what you're already thinking, just louder.

Here's what we're about. Cute designs with bite. Pink graphics with chaos. Shirts you can wear on a coffee date, mid argument, or on a Tuesday when you want your outfit to do the talking. Everything is made from premium, lived in fabrics because being iconic shouldn't itch.

Here's what we believe. Love and sarcasm can coexist. Pink and petty are a power combo. Every great relationship needs one person who roasts and one person who apologises, and we make merch for both.

So whether you're shopping for yourself, your girlfriend, your best friend, or that one girl whose boyfriend is terrified of her in the best way, welcome.

You're in good (slightly mean) hands.

Love Hard. Roast Harder.